Enhance your hand with this have-it-all masturbator.
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Hello Lovelies and welcome back to another sex toy review!
Today, we are going to be taking a look at the brand new Blowmotion Squeezable Vibrating Masturbator, from Lovehoney!
This post comes with a bit of a twist in that I don’t have the anatomy for testing pleasure products for men, obviously, but what I do have is a wonderful partner who quite enjoys testing them for me – the Admiral! So, whilst this post won’t be strictly my own thoughts and experiences with these toys, they will at least be tried and tested by someone I trust to give me the inside scoop!
What is Blowmotion?
Blowmotion is Lovehoney’s in-house range of male pleasure products, created to combine innovative technology with satisfying, hands-on experiences. The collection includes a variety of masturbators featuring functions such as vibration, warming, suction and thrusting, with options designed to suit a range of preferences and experience levels.
As part of the Lovehoney family, Blowmotion products are developed with a focus on quality, ease of use and body-safe materials. Whether you’re exploring male toys for the first time or looking to add something new to your collection, the range offers everything from straightforward strokers to feature-packed interactive devices. With an emphasis on comfort, performance and innovation, Blowmotion has become a popular choice for those looking to elevate solo pleasure.
Blowmotion Squeezable Vibrating Masturbator: Product Description
Get to grips with your pleasure with the Blowmotion squeezable vibrating masturbator. This vibrating masturbator combines vibrations, super-soft TPE and and squeezable “pressure pads” for a truly lifelike experience!

How It Looks
The Blowmotion squeezable vibrating masturbator arrives in a charcoal grey box with a neon blue stripe, with an image of the product overlaid over the top. White text on the sides of the box provides details of Blowmotion, as well as the product itself.
Inside the box is a small folded “tray” containing the magnetic charging cable, operating manual and safety guide. I’m not jealous or anything, but I did think that was quite a cool way to pack the essentials!
Inside the main body of the box itself, your new masturbator is wrapped in a protective plastic bag.
The masturbator powers on with a two-second press on the power button, which lights up blue once on. The LEDs blink with each press, and flash with the rhythm of the patterned settings.
How It Handles
The Blowmotion squeezable vibrating masturbator delivers two hours of play on a seventy-five minute charge, though it comes partially charged right out of the box if you simply can’t wait that long. The magnetic charging connection isn’t the best I’ve seen but you can get around that by placing the toy on its side and leaning it against the connector, or placing it on its end with the charging port closest to the table. From there, the connector attaches quite easily.
The Blowmotion squeezable masturbator is a substantial piece of pleasure kit to have. It is still ergonomic for one handed use, so if solo you can still direct your viewing pleasure or interact with your partner over calls/video and play at the same time. As a couple it is short enough for your head to pop out the top for kisses or for ball and anal play by your partner if that’s your kink. Inside is soft and inviting and hugs your dick nicely, you can feel the grip and pressure from the two side panels if you want it to be tighter as you stroke and it does not take much force to achieve that grip.
The Blowmotion squeezable masturbator is splashproof but not submersible, so you can enjoy your new toy in the shower, but don’t take it in the bath! It can’t be heard over running water either, making way for plenty of showertime fun.
Clean-up is easy: the inner sleeve can be reversed and washed in warm soapy water, then returned to the power unit once dry. For added insurance, keep the inner sleeve in tip top condition with a sex toy renewer powder.
How It Feels
The Blowmotion squeezable masturbator is a sizeable device, yet it fits in your hand rather well. It is not too heavy and the pressure pads and power button are easily accessible, making it easy to use throughout your playtime.
The TPE sleeve feels extremely soft and lifelike with soft bumps that caress your shaft while you play. Enjoy the vibrations, or slide your penis back and forth for maximum sensations from the toy. The choice is yours.
With three speeds and six patterns you have plenty of options to choose from. Setting number three is the Admiral’s favourite, although if edge play is your thing, trying to go through all the patterns is a challenge worthy of any man’s stamina.
How Noisy Is It?
The Blowmotion squeezable vibrating masturbator is quieter than an electric toothbrush in the 40db range when above bed covers, and even quieter under them. You could easily go unnoticed if you have a tv on and your door closed!
Blowmotion Squeezable Vibrating Masturbator: The Admiral’s Verdict
It does what’s advertised and it does it well: long life battery power for extended play, easy to clean and easy to disassemble for cleaning. The caps allow for dust and lint free storage, it’s powerful when power modes are engaged, or just as enjoyable to use as a fleshlight and compact enough to fit in the travel toy category.
The many options for play make it fun for all and would fit most dicks, just add lube as required. I just now need to be restrained to a bed and edged for a few hours while having someone use this toy on me and having precockupied cock worshiping thoughts to finalise my testing. Another great toy from Blowmotion. 5 stars.
Where to buy
Are you ready to get to grips with your masturbation sessions? The Blowmotion Squeezable Vibrating Masturbator retails on Lovehoney at £44.99. Grab yours today!
That’s it from me for this post. Have you ever tried a vibrating masturbator before? Leave a comment below or read more sex toy review posts!
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Until next time!
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