Yule love glitzy number seven.

Hello lovelies and welcome to our Kinkmas countdown!

I’ve wanted to do a Lovehoney advent calendar for a while now but because of cost, it was something I often put off doing. Well, now I have the perfect excuse — my audience will enjoy a kinky countdown to Christmas, too!

From 12th-24th December, I’ll be bringing you a post and a short Youtube video every day as we open this calendar together, followed by a review of our experience (hopefully!) on the 27th!

We deliberated over all of the calendar options but ultimately settled on the 12-day “Discover Romance” one. It’s designed to help bring romance to a relationship, but will there be romance in store for us?

Let’s explore…

Today is day:

In our Kinkmas countdown, and today we have…

A Body Massager

How It Looks

It sounds daft, but I’m loving the glitzy go;d glitter in this body massager — it doesn’t need to be there, but I’m glad that it is as it makes the whole thing that much more stylish. We found the shape of this massager quite interesting — we’re never had or used one before — but I found it interesting how each of its “feet” (does it have feet? It does now!) are a slightly different size. It’s interesting, and we can’t wait to try it.

How It Handles

Call me pedantic, but it’s a little on the small side for me, and even more so for Master Levi. You can’t really hold it in your palm, you have to hold it between your fingers — kind of like a friendly knuckleduster!

There are no instructions for using this massager, but Master and I sort of worked it out anyway. We didn’t use the massage oil from box five though — we used one that actually has a bit of a (sandalwood) smell!

How It Feels

I think Master preferred this massager more then I did, and as I massaged his shoulders in slow, kneadimg circ;;es woth the massager. he almost purred!

It’s quite a hard massage — like a shiatsu massage — so maybe if you like a gentler touch like I do, it’s not for you. Giving one another massages is always a great and wonderful treat, but I still say that my husband has some truly magical hands!

The Verdict

Apart from being slightly small, I can’t fault this massager, it works great to release tight muscles. Maybe not romantic exactly, but hey, caring for one another can still be a kind of romance! 4.5/5.

That’s it from me for this post. Do you have an advent calendar? What did you receive today? Leave a comment below or read more of my Kinkmas Countdown posts!

Until next time!

Stay safe & have fun,

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