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Hello Lovelies and welcome back to another sex toy review!
First things first, a huge thankyou to the wonderful people at Lovehoney for selecting me to test this product, as well as my “work husband”, Sir JGood, for suggesting that I put my name forward. I wasn’t going to at first as I already have plenty of sex toys, but given that Master Levi is a big football fan, Sir suggested I should apply as this being the toy that could finally get me into football! So I did, and despite my comment being jovial in nature and me not at all expecting to be selected to test this product, I was!
Today, we are going to be taking a look at the ROMP X Amorana MVP PAT Clitoral Stimulator.
ROMP X Amorana MVP PAT Clitoral Stimulator: Product Description
Get ready for kick-off with this exciting, fully submersible pleasure air technology clitoral stimulator, from ROMP & Amorana. Featuring six speeds and four unforgettable patterns, this gorgeous little football will keep you on the edge of your seat, long after the match has ended!
Who Are ROMP?
ROMP are a brand of the Lovehoney group, with headquarters in North America, Europe and Hong Kong. ROMP bring sex toys to more than 60 countries worldwide!
Who Are Amorana?
Founded in 2014 by Lukas Spielser and Alan Frei and based in Switzerland, Amorana are a small company with big ambition! From a small grassroots business started from Lukas’ apartment, Amorana are now the leading online sex toy shop in Switzerland!
How It Looks
The first thing that stood out to me, believe it or not, was the tear strip on the box – I’ve never seen a sex toy packaged with a tear strip before! Indeed I wanted to tear it, and it was taking all of my inner strength not to tear open the ROMP X Amorana MVP PAT Clitoral Stimulator before it was videoing time!
Next, let’s pay attention to those colours. At a first glance (I’ll admit, I didn’t scroll the images on Lovehoney) I thought it was all red, so when I saw the purple and blue hues too? I was in love! It’s unique and it’s pretty, and there’s a colour for everyone here. Love it!
Then there’s that football pattern. Did I say unique? I’ve seen so many new, themed toys on the market lately, and I’m here for it! This clitoral stimulator isn’t girly by design; it’s sporty and tomboyish, which appeals more to those of us who aren’t attracted to the stereotypically pink products normally made for women.
Finally — and not exactly sexy but still fun — you get free stickers and tattoos with your MVP stimulator. I wanted to decorate my monitor with my stickers but Master vetoed the idea, citing that they “could require some explaining” if someone saw them. Ever a Dominant to ruin a submissive’s fun 😉
How It Handles
The ROMP X Amorana MVP PAT Clitoral Stimulator charges with a magnetic charger, which I have to be honest, I’m not a huge fan of. Some magnetic charging toys charge absolutely fine, and others, like my Pocket Pal, just… don’t. Fortunately, I’m pleased to say that the MVP stimulator attaches to it’s charger and charges just fine.
The “how it handles” section of my reviews is, unfortunately, probably where the MVP probably struggles most. I do find it nicely hand-sized for someone with dexterity issues (kindly pointed out by my work husband, he takes full credit for that one!), which is ideal, but the the power button can be quite hard to locate (and gets lost in the football-shape textures) when the stimulator is… y’know… not in front of your face.
My masturbatory efforts are a bit stop-start because of it:
Stop-relocate-start-lose.
Stop-relocate-start-lose.
Sigh.
Another problem: add a bit too much lube and the ROMP X Amorana MVP PAT Clitoral Stimulator becomes impossible to hold onto. Even a Vulcan death grip fares no better — the MVP pops out of your hand and rolls right out of play.
One good thing: this stimulator is silent when in use, which was handy, because I didn’t realise that the bedroom window was open until I was well into my solo session. Fortunately, my neighbours were none the wiser.
How It Feels
I wasn’t ready for the ROMP X Amorana MVP PAT Clitoral Stimulator. Even on it’s gentlest setting, it delivered slow and gentle waves of pleasure that are certain to get your attention. Do I dare take it up a speed? I did, and I was caught between immediately regretting my decision and not. I wanted to enjoy the moment, but the MVP was playing an intense match against my most sensitive places. I took it up one more speed and in almost no time at all, this cheeky little stimulator had scored its first goal.
It’s scored three “goals” in the little over a week that it’s been with me, and none of them have been silent on my end. The MVP doesn’t simply knock them into the net, it shoots right into the top corner!
I asked Sir JGood for his opinion on the MVP stimulator too, and here’s what he had to say:
“I’m not one for watching football and neither is my other half, but this little toy is excellent for couples — you can practice your passing back and forth to one another and you will hopefully be an expert at dribbling by the end of your first match. It’s lovely and quiet, soft and the vibration starts off gentle especially for delicate scrotums, glans and penis head and can be ramped up through the power and pattern options via the main button with ease. So be it your delicate clit you use this on or torment by nibbling nipples, this little sucker gets it done both for women and men alike.”
ROMP X Amorana MVP PAT Clitoral Stimulator : The Verdict
It’s a clear win for team ROMP-Amorana — this little clitoral beauty is fairly easy to hold onto and it delivers just the right pleasures in just the right places. The only fault I can give it is for being slightly too slippery when wet. An unmistakable 4.5 stars.
Where To Buy
Score your own goal! Get your ROMP X Amorana MVP PAT clitoral stimulator here or browse more vibrators from Lovehoney!
That’s it from me for this post. Have you ever tried a clitoral stimulator before? Leave a comment below or read more sex toy review posts!
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Until next time!
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