Forget chatbots. It’s time to talk to a real human.

Isn’t it so frustrating when you have a question, and the nearest thing available is a chatbot that doesn’t even understand you: Or worse: you spend all of that time typing out a message, only to have it fall into the void? 

That’s why I’ve added Whatsapp to my blog, because I want you to feel like there’s a real human that you can talk to about your kinks — for free — whatever your kinky question may be. 

Whether you need my help getting started, don’t know how to discuss your kinks with your partner, want my assistance finding toys or something else entirely, I’m here to for you. With twenty years of experience in the BDSM community and two years running as a top contributor on the Lovehoney Forum, I want to help you. 

I understand how frustrating contact forms can be, that’s why I’ve made it even easier for you to get in touch with me with a Whatsapp button. With one click, you can drop me a message and I will get back to you as soon as possible. 

Please note that I only respond within my normal working hours (Mon & Wed-Fri 9AM-12PM BST/GMT). Messages sent outside of those times will receive an auto-reply and be responded to once I am back at my desk. 

This service is for advice only and is not for social or sexual chats. I reserve the right to end chats with individuals who violate my terms or become disrespectful, hateful or abusive in any way. Repeat offenders will be blocked. 

Thank you for your time, and I look forward to helping you!