A bright star for your brown star.
Hello lovelies and welcome to our Kinkmas countdown!
I’ve wanted to do a Lovehoney advent calendar for a while now but because of cost, it was something I often put off doing. Well, now I have the perfect excuse — my audience will enjoy a kinky countdown to Christmas, too!
From 12th-24th December, I’ll be bringing you a post and a short Youtube video every day as we open this calendar together, followed by a review of our experience (hopefully!) on the 27th!
We deliberated over all of the calendar options but ultimately settled on the 12-day “Discover Romance” one. It’s designed to help bring romance to a relationship, but will there be romance in store for us?
Let’s explore…
Today is day:
In our Kinkmas countdown, and today we have…
Crystal Butt Plug
How It Looks
If you’re going to stick anything up your chimney this Christmas, let it be something like this glamorous crystal.butt plug. With its gold tone metal and attractive wine red gem, it’s sure to add some festive cheer to your rear.
This plug is about an inch in diameter,.making it ideal for beginners and experienced naughty little elves alike.
How It Handles
There isn’t a whole much to say here, because it handles like a butt plug should handle – it’s tapered, smooth, and it slides in easily. It’s it’s easy to hold, easy to lube up and easy to clean. It behaves exactly as a good butt plug would do!
One caveat, though, and tbis is interesting: I think I’m better suited to “slimline” butt plugs. This plug flares too widely too suddenly for me, so there’s no backdoor joy, after all.
How It Feels
I gave it a go, but it seems my body is absolutely against a butt-bauble of any kind. Even slimline plugs have long felt like “reverse pooping” to me, and I’m beginning to think my butt just doesn’t want to be plugged. I’ve never gotten much from anal play anyway, I just tried it to make Master happy.
Even with deep breathing and relaxing and lots of lube, it was a no deal in the derriere for me. A shame because it’s very pretty, but it’s not worth hurting myself over.
The Verdict
Rating this plug is hard because it’s pretty it judt didn’t do anything for me/us. So, we’ll give it a neutral 3/5.
That’s it from me for this post. Do you have an advent calendar? What did you receive today? Leave a comment below or read more of my Kinkmas Countdown posts!
Until next time!
Stay safe & have fun,
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